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Милан наводнен китайскими и тайскими массажными салонами. It would seem that someone does not like oriental people know an expert in massage, and the prices they are much lower than the Italian counterparts. But local audiences are not just unhappy, Italian protest, they came to the press and collect signatures and organize a committee to "sweep" of his apartment block! Ask why? And this I will now tell you!

famous Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera two days ago, published an article , which explained in detail where and how much, and that's it. For unpossessed Italian Language summarize in two words: under the guise of beauty salons and massage parlors actually operate, what would you think that's right, brothels. Italian mothers especially angered by the fact that these same dens located opposite the church. For information: the brothels are not just opposite the church, they have it in the literal sense of the word was surrounded. I myself lived in this area and I can say that around the church of St. Gregory is at least 4 of these salon located Window-in-box.

These same shops began to appear like mushrooms after the rain about 3 years ago when I had just moved to Italy, but lately enterprise of the Chinese diaspora has achieved a truly impressive scale. Still, close to Central Station and cheap hotels, and hence the potential customers who may want to relax. Moreover, all sewn-indoor: most of these stores are really doing a manicure, pedicure and massage. But as it turned out, There are services out of the list price. Go for a manicure, I somehow did not dare, but went for a massage, just for fun. And even her husband took with him, just in case! And girls - just do not laugh! - Very sorry about this!

That's how it happened: we were separated and assigned to separate cabins with subdued lighting and plasterboard partitions. All paid for their 40 minutes of massage - do not laugh, I asked - I listened keenly left ear - to what is happening on the left, her husband's booth, and right - to the next, with an unknown man, apparently trying to persuade her masseuse to the intima. And if in the left ear, I have not had any alarming signals then my right ear I could hear phrases like, "Well, I even brought wine ... you promised me last time .. come on now ... "And my tiny parallel Chinese Thumbelina as crumpling my back, I was all, and thrown across the couch. Relax with me, as you can see, does not work, but my long-suffering back was very happy. My husband is in a totally uncharacteristic categorically said that his legs more will not be here and looked at me like a wolf, while I designed the card a regular customer, promising every tenth massage - it's free! I would really would be like at this salon and medical treatment to his back, but - that's bad luck! - As soon as we entered the Chinese, we felt the "sweet" flavor of Chinese cuisine, which velsya to clothes, skin and hair. That Corriere writes that Oriental girls sometimes and if you do not live in the cabin, in a radius of 50 meters from him, sleeping and eating in the workplace. That's why I stayed with the patient back and with the confidence that Chinese restaurant - no matter how popular they are smart and were not - will remain forever for me to terra incognita.

And, I think me, if those same brave Italian Signora, that - according to the correspondent of Corriere - go door to door collecting signatures to improve the moral shape of the quarter, we came to see me, not fearing the Russian names to call, then I probably would have signed up under their petition. So as not to povadno had Russian bread and butter from under the noses of the competition and take away form the fact that Italians are considered to be exclusively Slavic profession .... And then once for the Fatherland insulting, and so they are in the Far East is already close!

And since, in every post has to be concluded, then I suggest to complete the following conclusion: finally on the Slav not be thought of as, pardon me, damn, because we come on the heels of Chinese women, and more, they are low cost and hardworking, I do not want to humiliate any mentioned nationalities, because they do not believe in stereotypes, but only in what I see with my own eyes, but because if offended anyone, I beg your pardon, I really like to sign petition neighbors, the Italians, because it is stronnitsey order throughout and what happens is that disorder, I'm here too now do not want in this area children grow. But I really really wish that the Italian government would have been more attentive to the permitted in their country of emigrants to the nature of their activities, to these same immigrants in the first place would not suffer from the commonplaces of prejudice with respect to their nationality. And so the locals would not have seen in Each of us is a thief, a murderer or a prostitute and not have to have been "cleaned" quarters on their own. Amen!

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Walking around Milan

You know what I was most ... frustrating in Italy? 'll Laugh ... then, as the Italians go.

nagladyano me explain: I have just come back here in the office after lunch with two colleagues. Complacent, happy and well fed, we go ourselves and bikes grasses. People around a bit, the street is wide enough (important!), but on the whole length of the car parked on the sidewalk (yes, in Milan, so too the park). So, at the turn of the entrance to our building stopped a motorcycle, and he gets off dude, and his companion near worth waiting for him. Nearby, but the exact center of the street, straight tochnehonko the middle, just on the road. Stares at us, looking at - your comment? - And you think the party? No! While continuing to watch as the three of us to go around in cars parked nearby. Because it, the Italians, never-repeat, never-not-face-and-not-miss-counter-passers.

here just to ram go, and I honestly confess that I never kept my nerves and I'm at the last minute swerve from the Italian bombers. And so ... hmm! ... manner of walking is typical for both men and women. The difference is related to the maneuvers: Signori do it openly, mockingly, and brazenly look at the eyes, while Signora make inscrutable face and his whole appearance portray that you do not see at close range, and therefore quite purposefully continue the path on her way.

And such cases - the sea. My American colleague also shared with me sore: here, this case is particularly imprinted his memory. He goes down the other night in the subway almost at a run, so as not to miss the bus, and on the stairs at that time, the three ladies in high heels perform compound aerobatics. My amerikosy vainly trying to get around them, but the ladies took up arms for greater stability on uneven surfaces. He had to politely ask the ladies outsiders "Skuzate, permesso / Excuse me, let go," to which the ladies stop (walk zykryt - wolves!), Blocked pass - the precious seconds were lost - measured him with an angry look and reluctantly stepped aside.

I understand that in Moscow in transport in general hard - She went, still remember - and, in general, Milan subway is very friendly and user-Friendly, compared with our metropolitan subway. But I still can not get understand how so massively and so embarrassing to walk the streets peregorazhivaya way for everyone. Or, here go by the principle: "my feet - as I can, so they went through and"??

Saturday, February 5, 2011

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Friday, February 4, 2011

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warm days of the February

Me back the joy of life. Joy of Friday evening, the joy of climbing, the joy of the world. Heat in Russia in early April. In the three warm day was smell of fresh grass, dandelions hatch. Ducks and swans as muzzy splashing in the clear pure Force. I envy them. From the heat felt good, like a child. And feelings are the same. Today passed the exam on 30 points, very happy yesterday sweat out a huge amount of material for sketchbuka, afraid of caustic remarks teacher.

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Funny Italian proverbs and sayings

As you know, proverbs - a reflection of how he sees one or the other people surrounding Indeed, the breathes and lives, fount of folk wisdom, the experience of many tens of generations. So let's look at some of the masterpieces of the Italian sharpness:

1) Altezza e 'mezza bellezza - High growth - almost beautiful.
What can I say, the average growth below the Italians say, the Russians, so tall and stately fellows girls very, very there in price.

2) Chi beve birra campa cent'anni - who drinks beer lives up to one hundred years.
Men, this is for you, now would be justified in front of women, citing their Italian folk wisdom. Preferably, in the original language for best effect)))

3) Non basta avere i soldi, bisogna anche saperli spendere - not enough to have money, we should still be able to spend them.
tastefully, that is. New Russian and others like them to remember.

4) D'agosto moglie mia non ti conosco - In August, my dear wife, I do not know.
proverb has more ancient roots and has valuable advice for men: Do not overwork at the marriage bed in the hottest time of year. Believe old, they know better!

5) Chi dorme non piglia pesci - Who sleeps, he does not catch fish.
Here everything is clear: the fisherman can not sleep for a bite!

6) Chi va a Roma, perde la poltrona - Will you go to Rome - will lose seats.
Chi va a Milano, perde il divano - Will you come to Milan - will lose the sofa.
Do not think that we've got furniture stolen, it is the Italians warned that not all change - for the better, and that edinidozhdy tronuvshis from their homes, returning, you can find him already occupied. A holy place is never empty, so to speak)))

7) Gli ospiti sono come il pesce, dopo tre giorni puzzano - Guests that fish - 3 days stink!
is to ensure that it is necessary to know and honor. And with such a hospitable nation, mind)))

8) I parenti sono come le scarpe, piu 'sono stretti e piu' fanno male - Relatives of a shoe - the closer, the more painful.
In Italian stretti - this is "close" (relatives) and "close" (shoes).

9) Il diavolo fa le pentole ma non i coperchi - The devil makes the pan, but do not cover
This is to ensure that any lie, sooner or later be disclosed.

10) Meglio un morto in casa che un marchigiano alla porta - Better dead at home rather than a resident of the Marche at the door
Meglio un morto in casa che un pisano all'uscio - Better dead at home rather than a resident of Pisa at the door
Yeah, that's so loved in Italy of its neighbors from the surrounding villages. It all comes from the Middle Ages, when the city competed with each other / fighting for the title of the very, very ...

11) Un buon vino, un buon uomo e una bella donna dura poco - Good Wine, Good a man and a beautiful woman does not last forever.
very pessimistic, but surely noticed. Especially, in this combination.

12) Peccato di pantalone trova presto la soluzione, peccato di gonna fa arrabbiar la Madonna - peccadillo men can be quickly resolved, peccadillo woman angers Madonna.
They're to the fact that the man on the side of the can, and women - no, no! Bad as it turns! Unfair! And where only the Madonna look?!

13) Trenta dì conta novembre con april, giugno e settembre, di ventotto ce n'è uno, tutti gli altri ne han trentuno . - In November, April, June and September - 30 days, one month, the MDM 28 days, and the rest - 31! This
have to learn those all the time - like me - forget how many days per month. )))

14) Vecchiaia con pazienza prolunga l'esistenza - Just have a retirement - a pledge of longevity.
In Italy, many centenarians - And not without reason: everything con calma (leisurely)!

15) La vita è come un albero di natale, c'è sempre qualcuno che rompe le palle. - Life is like a dressed Christmas tree, make sure there is someone who breaks the balls.
Again Game words rompere le palle in Italian it and smash balls "and" blow off the nerves "(literally: breaking eggs ... sorry ...)

As a next time I'll write about the Italian curses, but in the meantime I wish you that your life does not resemble a Christmas tree))))

Monday, January 31, 2011

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Sunday, January 23, 2011

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Caorle Sunday

Sunday afternoon January 23, piercingly sunny and cold. Hour ride on the Venetian plain on the way of the river Piave, past the industrial центров деревень, заводских корпусов, супермаркетов, аутлетов, полей, не самых радостных пейзажей зимней северной Италии. И я на море в городке Каорле. Рыбацкая village originally, where, and continued the tradition of painting homes in the colorful fun colors to more recognizable from the shore. Winter on the sea I imagined otherwise. Lonely and sad.
However, it was vice versa. Crowds strolling retirees and families with children and dogs. Open restaurants, bars and shops. Lumped shell, through the dripping tears and terrible cold. Breathed the sea air. In the photo church Madonna dell'Angelo. Ah, another four or five months to wait to be able to swim in the sea!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

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Mussolini and is now more alive than all the living!

ran in a tiny shop on Corso Italia to make copies of keys. Order - an ideal that is unusual for Italians, and therefore are already alarming. Look around and - basis of what I see! - On the walls - portraits of Mussolini, a huge poster with his quote «La libertà senza ordine e senza disciplina significa dissoluzione e catastrofe / Freedom without order and discipline equals promiscuity and catastrophe » .... Pay for their own keys and wonder - to me, emigrant, in this fascist lair not nakostylyayut hour? Same bunch of my keys ... Sideways go along to the door, look falls on another table: "In questo negozio è severamente proibito farle girare * / This store is strictly forbidden to wind your nerves" ... Encounter with the hostess look, and we both roaring with laughter!


* Wordplay: farle girare \u0026lt;- far girare le palle, that is, literally "twist ... sorry ... eggs, "put out.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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Made in Russia: that Like the Italians in Russia

Stating love Italians as to the Russian beauties, and to their natural gas and, most importantly, exporting to the Apennines this same gas, the Motherland, I wanted to find out what else is out Made in Russia they like. Here are the poll results:

liking, or rather, on the stomach:
Russian chocolate: a black, bitter with at least 70% cocoa or sweet my heart, "Alenka" with milk chocolate;
Smoked Sausage: very, very, very tasty, though a bit too much spice to the local taste, but it if only to find fault;
Smoked Salmon: recognize the superiority of one flavor of imported maman cuts compared to what is sold in local supermarkets; By the way, is quite good and one that is sold in Ikea food store;
roe: red has fallen more to taste (uffff!! so it is not too expensive);
Soups: taught, yes! Eat and ask Supplements! Know ours!
Tea: Do not believe it - hoisted her as a black tea. Now I am honored supplier freshest tea leaves to the court of her Majesty In-law. Amen! Husband drinks green with mint - for digestion, his cousin prefers black flavored. There was only her father, who holds defense with the slogan "in Italy tea yield only ill. You accept me for who? "

eye pleasing
domes of Russian churches: lyapota-it is!
Stalin Built: nearer and dearer because it is very similar to the familiar architecture of the era of fascism and Mussolini in Italy;
Moscow Metro: CHTD (as required prove), and without comment;

High Art

Dance: classical ballet is not (nice, but boring), and ... "Apple" by Ensemble of Folk Dance behalf of the deceased now Moiseyev - brilliant! I agree ...
hear "Russian classical music: Tchaikovsky's mean. In Milan, each autumn festival in his name - his very personal experiences I have outlined here ;
Literature: all have heard and read many, some even liked Dostoessky , but Pushkin and Tolstoy, are known only to a privileged few.

cultural activities
Bath: personally acquainted with two absolute fans warm up in the bathhouse. About different types of brooms and a couple they know more than I do!
Maps: have already mastered the "Fool", "transferable fool" and "witches" and occasionally even begin to win - progress is being made!

Russian traditions
Santa Claus: I knew Italian dad enthusiastically dress grandfathers frosts, to serve gifts to their frightened and blubbered (dad does not know it!) flock;
Birthday: in Italy it is even a holiday is not considered, while in Russia has been very widely. My Italians prosekli that birthday means a feast and gifts, and therefore now begin to meticulously plan it in advance.

People means
when coughing: hot milk with honey;
When insomnia: a cup of herbal tea;
a chill: herbal tinctures and sprays.
"Fly me!"

People signs
spit over your left shoulder and knock on wood, touch wood: in Italy, in similar situations, men are taken as the causal body, and women - His chest. On occasion I hear: "Anna, take what is necessary and knock as you have accepted, that is for sure!" Yeah, actually control the fate of a shot in the head-villain!
sit on the track: obediently sit and silently moving their lips and strained wrinkling his forehead, bends her fingers, trying to remember everything is taken on the road. Actually, the desire calmly sit down and think about whether everything was ready for the road, and stood at the origins of this tradition;
Whistle money kicks - and so very nervous Russian wife. Lesson ago metabolized.

Our Realities
Soviet anthem: a solemn and profound - reflects the character of the nation. Now listen to the Italian national anthem)))) is very consistent, is not it? Our national anthem is like the Italians! And my husband has even translated the words of Russian and Soviet anthems, and concluded that the Soviet anthem is better!
Snow: Italians are not used to and under the condition that he is white and fluffy, just dropped out and had not yet had time to "get dirty".
spaces and distances: shock, horrify and charm.


Next time maybe I'll write about that, of the Russian Italians are not inspired, then they do not understand and that they simply do not like. Some answers, I admit, caught me by surprise!

Saturday, January 15, 2011

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ran to the village Kollalto and a half hours, the lifts were. At one moment it seemed that I ran into the picture. That before I saw it in the gallery and now I can feel everything, to see what lies around the next corner. The sun was shining, I was in knee pants. The boy is good, all worried, not too Is it hard for me to climb. Then he drank coffee.

evening ate at a Chinese restaurant, it was fun and funny. Then sew a dress like like Ray Kavakubo, I will do video. Want more to be myself, to myself, for myself ...

remember the sun and the hills seemed to sleep.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

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Venetian bottegon names

Damn, well, they have names and in the Veneto and Trentino. The first event was David Defloryan. Emphasis on the last syllable. I called him DeflorYanom, and this was some kind of Armenian note. Then Mark Severin, Michele Remora, Enrico Benedet. Then met with some Tarquinio Bedin. Again, the emphasis in family Bedin on the last syllable. But in this behalf is something the Asian heard, unequivocally. Firstly, Tarquin city in the province of Viterbo in the escalation - the city of the Etruscans, and Etruscans very strongly associated with Asia. Secondly, Bedin - almost Bedouin.
And remember, on one of the dinners with friends met Sicilian - Ignazio beech. Buka - emphasis on at. I'm downright indecent laughed when he told me his name. Incidentally, the Russian prime minister almost a Venetian family name, whether the emphasis on the last syllable. My name would have sounded at the local, to remake it in Aniskina or AniskOn.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

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stunning anecdote, long laugh.

biology teacher:
- Kids today I tell you about the octopus. Octopuses live on the ocean floor. Move with the tentacles. At first, very slowly. Crawling on the sand, crawling. Toward the shore. First slowly, then faster. Then accelerated, and already full-speed run to the bank, run out to the coast, farther, further accelerated through the plains, deserts and promptly rush to the mountains, gaining speed at an enormous speed runs on the mountain, from the top - in the sky, into the stratosphere and then into space ...
- Maria Ivanovna, I think you are telling us the truth! - A voice from the first batch.
- A girl like your name?
- Petrova.
- Where we have a journal? And write, Petrova - hit hard

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Pushkin as the image of the perfect man

I immediately thought of mladye nail in Russia inoculate children culture Pushkin. For me it started with the school, continued at the university was reinforced films Parfenova about Pushkin. So I Pushkin projecting their ideal image of the genius of men. I'd fallen in love with this my way of Pushkin. I sometimes think - and in fact actually Pushkin was not like in my head. But Pushkin is out of my head is fine. And from the stories Harms, too. For example:

"Summer 1829 Pushkin spent in the village. He got up early in the morning, drink fresh milk jug and ran to the river to bathe. Foreclosure-
vshis in the river, Pushkin would lie down on the grass and slept till noon. After lunch, Pushkin slept in a hammock. At a meeting with smelly peasants, Pushkin would nod their heads and pinched your nose with your fingers. A smelly men broke their caps and said: "This nichavo.

Pushkin liked to throw stones. How to see the stones, and will they throw. Sometimes it gets going, that is all red and his hands waving, stones throw, just awful! "

remember Nastia Valeeva just noticed insane amount of literature about Pushkin in Moscow State University Scientific Library, which has done here is such a list:

"I went to the library. In the of. Read a directory of Pushkin - Only where * I invent, the rest is all true:

Pushkin and his first book draws

Pushkin Pushkin singing (*)
Modern American pushkinovedenie
Czechoslovak findings: the secrets of foreign Pushkiniana
Moscow Pushkinist
And everything we know about Pushkin?
Guide
Pushkin Pushkin and the Tver Region
Pushkin and medicine of his time
Learn to crochet with Pushkin (*)
Pushkin and Pushkin in antiquity
jokes
Concordance to the poems of Pushkin
legends and myths Pushkin Pushkin
space
Metaphysics Pushkin
In the constellation of Pushkin
pagan and Christian traditions in Pushkin Pushkin
in portraits
Pushkin: Pros and Cons
Discussions Pushkin
Faced Over Pushkin Pushkin
pages
around Pushkin
Near Pushkin Pushkin
By (*)
Abram Petrovich Hannibal - Pushkin's great-grandfather
honored for his name. The descendants of Pushkin Pushkin
Millennial tree: the roots and crown
Letters Women's Pushkin
eaten in secret love Pushkin Pushkin
in the memoirs of contemporaries
Pushkin Pushkin
life as it is (*)
duel and death of Pushkin Pushkin
Covenants
After the death of Pushkin Pushkin

Living Life after Pushkin (and is there life after Pushkin??) "

So, I want to fall in love with someone beautiful like Pushkin.

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Italians, a nation of chronic Lovelace

Somewhere I stumbled on the idea that Italy should be sent to survivors of emotional grief nervous young ladies for restore confidence in their own compelling motivating loving and gallantry of local men. What's that, and only compliments the Italians able to weigh how can and should make clear that they like you. And charmed Italian little that will stop the desire to express the depth of prepolnyayuschih his feelings ... )))

Take, for example, weigh out compliments: I have already written about how to praise my ankles ... And what about the mixer, the following for you on low-level flight at Corso Italia (which is a 10 minute walk from the heart of the Duomo) and appealingly signalyaschaya for "joy" of the other passers-by, or popping in the hands of a piece of paper with a phone number a tram driver, or driver became inflamed with love gentle Neapolitan taxi for an hour rolling around free your city? I do omit flirting various bureaucrats and pettifogger and awkward compliments surgeon before the operation ...

Still in Italy, as Say what you like, damn nice to feel pretty woman, because it is often with a compliment you can get relief and bureaucratic character: the ability to bypass the queue for beautiful eyes or "noticed" the absence of the necessary papers can not fail to please. But sometimes the Italians overdoing and become excessively sticky ... I was here recently pursued an anonymous admirer of office, leaves me chocolates, "Bachi" (Italian for kisses) and love notes on the table and spam my page on Facebook passionate messages on the wonderful Portuguese and flawless American English ....

So for me it is better when the taxi driver opened the door or trams pass forward ... Unobtrusively so ... Russian Italian, you have the floor, Share your stories!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

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TV Series: Life on Mars

Life on Mars

Series 1 & 2


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Creators: Matthew Graham, Tony Jordan, Ashley Pharaoh
By: John Simm, Philip Glenister, Liz White, Dean Andrews, Marshall Lancaster, Noreen Kershaw and Tony Marshall
Year: 2006-2007
Series Total: 2
Number of episodes: 8 + 8
Broadcast by BBC 1

"My name is Sam Tyler. I Had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's Happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home. "

I started watching Life on Mars almost by accident, I was attracted by the plot of Ashes to Ashes and only when I started look more carefully about it I found out it was only after a sort of Life on Mars. I saw the entire first series subbia in English due to the (thankfully) there are no subtitles in Italian. The second I saw it with eng sub, but are now back to eng sub, the translation was made in the wake of bad Italian adaptation of the first set and played really bad. When
I started it I did not know what to expect, the plot was tempting but at the same time could be reduced to a wreck. Instead I loved him infinitely. And not just because its 16 episodes in total is a series that is held up perfectly, but also because it was not anything that I had imagined from the simple plot. The science fiction element is almost zero, but its importance not just at the same time. Sam is clearly a man of the twentieth century catapulted in 1973, and it certainly can not go unnoticed. Above all, Sam is a person with ideals, the logic that make a fight (sometimes literally) with the mentality of the 70s. But not only that, Sam, regardless of the year of birth is a person, with its own strengths and weaknesses, and above all his personality that has little to do with the Gene which is the based on the story. The science fiction
pc, futuristic technology, the mystery is not here. The whole series is set in Manchester in 1973, in an idealized sense, it certainly can not think that was the real police in 1973, but at the same time is that police * * we think we want and therefore are unable to accept as likely without any problems.
The characters are undoubtedly the true and undoubted strength of this series. Sam Tayler is a perfect hero in every sense. That kind of character idealistic, loyal, generous, sweet, short, the prissy guy. Yet we will see all his faults without problems. I've adored, but because I love the characters idealistic, but I believe that Britain was all lined up, so to speak, with co-star Gene Hunt, a division of DCI in Manchester, for his subjects GOV . A man at the antipodes of Sammy-boy. Arrogant, violent, treacherous, arrogant and largely racist, and yet I adore. Forgive him because is nothing but a mirror of the times and in its irony because it is so bad and sour laugh. There are entire sites dedicated to his insults and his imaginative metaphors!
addition to the two main protagonists, there is a small group of secondary characters not only recently, all well marked, sometimes can seem like mere specks, but each of them is important and studied. Annie, the young policewoman who has studied psychology, cynical Phyllis always the right answer, the poor and embarrassed Chris, the bully bully Ray, until the legendary bartender philosopher Nelson! Other
particular are not secondary to the music, all pieces of famous British rock 60-70 years, apart from some rare exceptions. The very title of the series is taken from "Life on Mars?" By David Bowie, now I can not hear without thinking of the series finale.
The party, so to speak, crime series of cases is not complicated or absurd situations are all very "real", so rarely good bet lies in trying to track down the murderess before our own, but are environments and reactions that trigger the various cases in the group the important part.
From what I have described until now perhaps it may seem a very serious psychological, but it is not. Action is so short, Gene Hunt can not go without kicking someone for more than 10 minutes! And most importantly it is very ironic, which perhaps goes a bit 'into the background in the first episode, but then becomes more and more evident! There are several
leitmotif in the series: the phone, the TV constantly on (for the "you are asking for"), the Test Card Girl ... all things mostly related to Sam. In conclusion
Life on Mars is to look at, personally I love him to death. It has all those characteristics that make me fall in love with a story, there's that hint of mystery about the situation Sam's so much irony, characters and setting care and especially well chosen, a plot is not trivial and never forced, almost invisible to a touch of romance and realistic situations and not at all exaggerated.
Important Note: Never read the story of Ashes to Ashes, as I did before seeing Life on Mars. Somehow much of the final spoiler. In this regard, the end is in my opinion, fits perfectly, I had made dozens of hypotheses about it, and obviously none of them realized.







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especially about the final. I have read a couple of assumptions, but I've always seen, regardless of which unfortunately I had read the plot of Ashes to Ashes, just as it has been demonstrated in the next series. That is when Sam Tayler was in a coma was, somehow, was also shifted in the past. Maybe Sam Williams was one of his doubles, and died in the incident in which he took "possession" of the body. But certainly that is the real 1973 and he is Sam Tayler was born in 1969 and has had an accident in 2006. And the fact that it jumped back to for years, well it is simply amazing! I'll sometimes too romantic, but it takes some romantic place! Sam had nothing in 2006, the family was only his mother, who was sure the same well, friends are non-existent entity, the Maya left. In 1973 however has friends, strange, which fought constantly, but somehow I kind of family, and above all Annie.
And I think that Gene and Annie had told the truth, hoping at least we have tried to be believed. Also because otherwise difficult to explain the complete restoration of the finale.
favorite spot on all the 2.5, renamed "Flippatissimo" XD When Sam is in Od's is adorable. A party who has the reactions from The Master, however, everything is adorable. And there's that scene end with sweet Annie. And Chris like that usually takes it all too literally. I liked the choice filmmaking, with all those flashbacks, it's television as a means of semi-coma Sam to follow all the events, in short, just a beautiful episode.
on Annie and Sam, their love story is handled beautifully, you take and get lost in a moment, but because they are too light touch, both frightened by the situation and shy. There is depth and feeling, but there's no use soap industry, just think that we have to wait for a blessed kiss the last part of last bet, but so is even more rewarding **_**

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Where disappears time on the Internet!

Originally posted by [info] miumau at Where do put the time on the Internet!
Whenever I write a syllable about how time flies into a black hole, we should connect to the internet, as letters poured. I'm not going to quote and lead, as a lot of them and they are almost identical. People write about themselves - that is: work, family, everything is good, trying to plan for and productively to live. Here are just a one trouble - is to sit at the computer, all plans for smarku, hours and days become of nowhere, it is not clear where it took time. Not clear how this control.

Indeed - Internet peculiar time warp.

( turn on and off - 4 hours. )

Sunday, January 9, 2011

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My walking in Milan barbers

with the hairdresser I always were the relations of the category of "love-hate", and in Milan, too, and even more so out on a new level.

My love affair with Milan barbers began as much right on Via Montenapoleone, where a "modest" the patio is conveniently located in a beauty salon, strongly recommended to me - mind focused! - My wife, colleagues, her father. I a new haircut, and I'll probably, despite the left there tugriks, its going to the temple of beauty would still be happy if I suddenly did not spoil a haircut installation. Apparently - and this, I am the way, then another, repeatedly convinced - Italian masters used to work with heavy, unruly hair local beauties, and even noting the differences between Slavic and Italian braids, stubbornly unwilling to change or honed the skills of shearing or iron principles laying. In short, I went out into the street Montenapoleone a la "Mein Fuehrer": with a short bob, a sleek carefully waxed, it's my way individual strands have tried highlight, yeah ...

Then an unfortunate misunderstanding, I announced a boycott Milanese barber shop for a couple of months, after which, accompanied by colleagues went recommended in her parlor directly behind the Duomo. All is good, but my new hairdresser - and part-owner and institutions - had two large deficiency. Firstly, it was extremely slow: when he clipped me, I have the impression that he speaks with each individual hair on the my head, because otherwise how to explain the two-hour continuous purring over my head! And secondly, it became hard to invite me to dine together after each cut. Oh, and he cut my bangs definitely standing, and I was dizzy to stand still. ... And yet it somehow, even trim bangs, randomly vystrig my eyebrow. I have some time had a very Vidocq alternative))) In general, the year I had treacherously abandoned. Just remember with nostalgia his assistant Yoshi who did quite a fantastic scalp massage!

After this incident, I sheared either in Florence, a master-in-law, or in random hairdressers, zarulivali where we are on vacation, while the other is my colleague did not took me to one of the French network of salons. There has been a fast, accurately and inexpensively in terms of haircuts, but with down again desperately unlucky: I'm back again in two months was like Hitler ... My attempts to explain what I wanted to see on your head stumbled on an absolutely empty and blank looks. So I decided that from complexes because of unsuccessful placement and score the most empty subway car - is unproductive, and yesterday went to the salon on the same network, but close to home.

And you know, that was a real revelation! It turns out that our tourists travel to Italy Not only poshopitsya, but go to the barber shop: buy shampoo and tidy himself up. While I was sitting there, running around our girls discharged flocks cherished for a magic bullet, but heavy gaze of our compatriot, unabashedly stared at me, I have noticed in the mirror. Lady sheared, paint and did the weave ... I already felt ashamed: there people from behind a hill to Milan hairdressers go, and I whole two and a half years, all sorted out and pick! But I venture to express a timid hope that Pygmalion finally found his Galatea, because, apparently, I better cut their girls, not boys ... And how are you, dear Russian Italian?

Thursday, January 6, 2011

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My kuhnYaterapiya

My friends, I started a new one, this time a culinary blog devoted to Italian and Italian cuisine - as applied to the Russian taste preferences - and Russia, and Russian cuisine - as applied to the impressionable Italian stomach. Peculiar culinary chronicle of friendship of peoples ...

KuhnYaterapiya conceived as a blog for all: for gourmets and gluttons, for those who love to eat, and those who do not know what would be pampered for zapravskih Chefs and those who would like to learn how to cook, and, finally, for obsessive cooking - welcome, for there we will talk about food, exchanging recipes, share secrets!

term kuhnYaterariya "was coined by my friend as a diagnosis to my manic - in her opinion - passion for cooking. And I just like to cook, collect recipes and experimenting in the kitchen - well, I am so relaxed! And miss my pots, even on vacation!

This blog
http://kuhnyaterapiya.livejournal.com/ I'll share quick and easy recipes for Italian dishes. On originality, I do not pretend to - but pretend to ease of execution, For a modern housewife is often simply no time to hang around for hours in the kitchen. As, however, has neither the desire nor the opportunity to buy at the market fresh seafood, ripe strawberries in the middle of winter and the young artichokes ...

Bon Appetit! Buon appetito!


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Russian in Milan!

Indeed, the Italian Befana and the eve of the Orthodox Christmas passed under the Russian character. In the morning held my mother in the airport and once again admire the Russian bears, sorry, men and their princesses and the Pea , sorry, charming, as they say in such cases, wives. That's true because they say a man has never changed: the same rastreklyataya confidence in their own exclusivity due to the financial viability of the gentlemen, the same narcissism and arrogance of Russian beauties the same closed face, intense looks askance expressed antipathy for others - at all. Even the children, and they look at you in disbelief ...

From I went to the airport to downtown for shopping, pour , more precisely, to drown sorrow in shopping, good, in Milan today officially launched the sale. A fatal mistake, I tell you! In some stores no room to swing a cat (as, for example, Guess), to get to the other must stand outside in the queue (D & D, Nero Giardini, Burberry), everywhere the crowds with bags and a bunch of our fellow citizens with you. Everywhere is heard Russian speech, the Russian All-Russia flocked to Milan for sale.

Milan is not far behind and adjusts to: the number of Russian-speaking girl in the store several times higher than the state of local staff. I'm not kidding! Go, for example, in the so-favorite our compatriots Luisa Spagnoli shop on Corso Buenos Aires and see for yourself: there are only Russian spoken and heard, as if we were not in Italy at all!

And as a are our dear women! I am here today from one of them heard the following: "I took a jacket and get away, look her in the side, what is there to stay." Well, nothing, If I had to showcase up to him and, in principle, has not yet completed the study thereof, and I do not like me so shamelessly from her scour? But let us not again about the boorishness: it lacks in Russia.

Go ahead, literally. I walk past the Russian shop and see a beggar, our man, who in Russian begging from passers-by (to me recently by a very lucky beggars anna-chertkova.livejournal.com/21702.html ). That's because ...

In cafes and restaurants are also entirely ours. As our customers bought a cappuccino before eating dinner and enjoying sweet closer to four hours, that in Italy is really difficult to imagine. Waiters are already schooled previous races, "Rousseau tourists: they are now likely will be surprised if Russian will drop into a cafe for a cup of coffee after dinner, than if they wish to dine at an unusual - for the Italians - the time. Waiters, incidentally, also our: yesterday I was in a cafe with her mother and husband pasted son of an Italian and a Tajik, well speaking in Russian.

So, dear Russians, come, buy, pick up the Italian economy from the ruins and make yourself at home in Milan! Only a cappuccino, maybe Still in the morning somehow tastes better? No? Well, all right! Merry Christmas, you!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

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Milan Beggars

Dull street vagrants and strained tweedle a subway beggar - Quite a common phenomenon in any more or less a major city. This case is so familiar that already do not pay attention in particular. But in recent years Milan - the season they have printed, or what?? - I see the wonders of human resourcefulness in defrauding money from passers-by.

first thing I noticed that around Christmas of currently available at their workplace two beggars, whom I have the opportunity to observe the "barre" each morning. One is attached snugly in one of the exits from the subway station Missori around the corner so as not to muzzle and silence puts his cap, without irritating the ear or Roma howls with the wishes of the "health, happiness, joy, nor mournful strumming violins. The second usually is acquired near-mail at Corso Italia, persistently trying to foist a newspaper office in a hurry and plaintively asks passers-by for coffee. Every morning I see it shaved, ironed, in the beautiful ochochkah and clean sneakers. And now they're both gone, as if they had blown away - it is they skip or a vacation with them next?

And on Sunday at the entrance to the church we were stopped by very resourceful instance. While we climbed the stairs, talking on a cell and Italian somebody hurry up and get dressed skorenko out of the house, but cost us to overtake him, he immediately pounced on us with their history: us de nowhere to live until 10 January and is also not at that and could not You go with me to one of the few open stores on Sunday that the central station, and buy something to eat, and I will, and phone number their leave so that you can check me if anything ... While I was pushed into his bewildered by such a stream of consciousness maman toward the entrance to the church, My husband has offered to Uncle denyuzhku. The old man at first did not want to take, all solid about that with him went to the supermarket (can, and helped bring string bags!) but seeing the rapidly vanishing in the inner coat pocket a purse, quickly changed his mind. My husband the whole mass compassion uncle and was trying to run home принести ему панеттоне. И плюньте мне в глаза и назовите черствой, но дядьке тому я не поверила. Кто и, особенно, откуда должен был быстренько выходить, раз они apartment lost? And who would have them expelled from the apartment and yes even in the middle of the holidays, if Milan just died out and italntsy - because they, not foreigners in the ground and pass the Apartments for rent - who went on a tour of kin to svey Italy, who in the mountains, who have to ..

And today utretsa early modern history: just got my husband out of the house and came up with a tram stop, as we flew a smiling young Italian guy with a question: "Are you Italian?", which is not expecting such a turn of events, my husband did not find anything better to do than reply: "Well, in general, not quite ..." Man is not lost and so strictly observed, "How is this so? Or the Italians or not! "and proceeded to the story that he non-local, came from Varese to Milan for an interview, and he stole a tram in the" acquired by an unsustainable labor, money and documents, and he must collect 49 euros for the trip. However, he clearly shaken the mobile phone to give his narrative greater weight. My husband to fork out for a trifle, which caused confusion and dissatisfaction fastidious fellow who approached me with the hope of "maybe signorina will also take part. " I'm confused feelings was fumbled for his wallet, but her husband lectured dude next guest trifles "for signorina" wished a happy journey home and dragged me to the subway. As always a good idea comes oposlya, and only then we realized that the guy, getting it really in such a mess, it would call friends and ask to buy him a train ticket and tell them the reservation code - this would be enough controllers. And I would still initially went for an interview, and then began to call friends and not a small thing to shoot at passers-by ... Here I am a doubting Thomas, Yes!

But, IMHO, the most colorful and clever beggar stands at the intersection of Corso Italia and Via Molino delle Armi. When the pedestrian red light, a homeless man deftly swooped on the crowd at a traffic light and collect tribute - because many rightly believe that it is better to leave with a handful of little things, than to allow him to breathe on a stale ... Here is a simple calculation allows someone to work just before lunch. That's it! And you, comrades, trouble yourself to 6 on the zdorovechko!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

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Movies: Narnia - The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

The Chronicles of Narnia:

THE JOURNEY OF SAILBOAT

(The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader)

Il viaggio del veliero poster

From the book The Voyage of the Dawn Treader CS Lewis of .
Director: Michael Apted

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ceneggiatura: Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Steven Knight, Michael Petroni, Richard LaGravenese
Starring: Ben Barnes
, Skandar Keynes, Georgie Henley, Will Poulter .
Year: 2010
Length: 102 minutes

I went to see this third film in the series more for tradition than anything else. Every year between 24 and 26 December I always go to the movies, and this year it seemed the lesser evil. I did not expect much, and I even had. Let it be clear it is not a very bad movie, but surely there better. He chose a target and has fulfilled, without giving in to those who holds that target does not fall. Not for nothing during the scenes, in theory, the more intense I found myself yawning heavily. It will also be that the story is a bit 'banalotta, with a few cliches that seem to jump out of nowhere, without even an inkling of sense. For a 12enne, but perhaps up to 16 years can still go as a movie, not a gem, but acceptable. For me it is a waste of money. Undoubtedly also
5 geese that I found myself behind that did not silence a second did not help! Indeed ... silence have less than 5 minutes after I turned around and I silenced with a scene at Hitler. But I wonder if you talk all the time and you do not have a clue what the multitasking you do not just stand at home and should get hired just out on dvd?! That at least you can send back the scenes without having to explain everything by his friend every time he stops the tape in your little head to make a stupid question!
Perhaps that without these girls I would not have seen this movie so bad.
More precisely, the Italian dubber of Caspian. I do not remember so sad! I can not say that it is bad eh, but it has the voice of a prince, much less a king! When the end does that little speech of encouragement to the men I was laugh. There was not even a convincing note in his voice.