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A couple of weeks ago I was sitting next to my colleague from the south of Italy, who was my mentor, a tireless and inexhaustible source of zaboristyh Italian curses. We note with another colleague, a girl from Sweden, and only had time to record everything, then to home to play his second - certainly better - half of fresh knowledge of Italian vocabulary obscene in all the splendor of novelty. And now I have my own office - and for science have to trudge on the other end of the office. Well, as they say, someone who is easy - Lomonosov here at all for seven miles to school went. So I want to refresh your memory yourself, and maybe at the same time, enrich someone's vocabulary. Bukam, sissy and read Turgenev's girls do not recommend. And just say, that I had in mind was not to offend mates with a fine sense of psychic organization, just me as a certified linguist, I like to learn all the layers of vocabulary such sonorous and beautiful language like Italian. It even sounds like a compliment to curse and swear relish - it's almost an art!

So, the basics:

- famous words 3 letters in Russian is written in Italian cazzo , read "kAtstso" and listening to a universal means of expressing dissatisfaction with what is happening. You see, everything just as we have arranged! in phrases che / dove / chi (etc) cazzo ... used to express the passions the speaker: it is said, dove cazzo sei (dOve kAtstso Say), well where you is? "

- if you got someone strong, you can inquire at the person of the Goblin to be che cazzo vuoi? (Ke kAtstso vuOy?) Or just send abuser in the walking tour with an erotic slant on pure Italian: vaffanculo! (vaffankUlo)

- generally, the famous Russian words of three letters in his Italian embodiment is the mass of derivatives, so, for example, the verb "to be angry, be angry is not a joke" incazzarsi (inkatsArsi). As the saying goes, fai le famose due fatiche: ti incazzi e ti scazzi - here and work twice, at first angry, then the vapors are released ...

- and if you are unhappy with the quality of something that may well give it something very appropriate response, Here are the options: merda (Murdo, cocoa), cagata (stockpile, too, Kaka, only bigger) or boiata (boyAta) . Usually used in the phrase che (ke) + .... word of choice ))). Well, if you do not like the organizational aspect of the issue, then this situation can be described capacious word bordello (bordEllo), right, a brothel! If you want something softer, you can cry in their hearts: mannaggia! , is ubiquitous in Rome, an expression of annoyance

- figlio di puttana (Filho de puttAna) - A very bad man, the son of indecent women

- in another bad person, you can also call stronzo (Sr), and still found a life- ways stonza (Sr) & stronzata (strontsAta) - accordingly, bad person female and all garbage and fuck

- but, let's to the good things: figa (fig) or fica (Fick) - is an extremely attractive person of the female sex, and if you liked the kind of steep, but inanimate gizmo, then it will be figata (figAta) or ficata (fikAta)

- and if the "Pick" - a female sexual organ, we should mention the men ... mmmm ... Well, I will not be expressed, but then I Learn will cover: they palle (Palle) are called. And if someone gets you, it you are most ... balls ... twisted: rompere le palle a qualcuno means strongly presilno bother decent people

- adjective palloso (pallOzo) is derived from the above-mentioned spheres and used to describe a person or boring boring pastime

- porca (whipping), the devil, Mr. .. LIMITED + madonna / miseria / puttana - this is blasphemy, which is very widely used by Italian sinners to express annoyance

Perhaps that's enough this time. Well, maybe .... finally: you know how here, "Good luck" wish? In bocca al lupo (Institute Bocca al Lupo) - literally: in the mouth the wolf! as a figure, eh? widely used by students and ordinary mortals as the wishes of good luck, because luck is directly could be wished, because expected the opposite effect! The answer can be fairly innocuous crepi! (are) attached, that he was dead! ". Well, what I said, figurative language from the Italians? Here's a version of pozaboristey: In culo alla balena! (Institute Coulomb alla balEna), in, pardon, ass female whale "- and the answer speriamo che non caghi! (Re sperAmo non Kagi), "we hope that it will take a crap will not! ".

Well, goodbye I can not but note that the mock less! They say abuse is destroying the aura of a man. During the aura, I do not swear, but soul curses like the challenge. Wish to readers: so you have less to allocate the soul! Great weekend!

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Going once with her husband and mother and father in the car, drive through Piazza Kayatstso, African-Algerian island, sandwiched between Chinatown and Indian jewelry stores brakes at traffic lights. The husband looks around and throws thoughtfully: "Look, solid emigrants around! "her father, in the tone:" Yes, only them and see. " I distinctly from the back seat: "kh-kh, comrades, what is it?". Laughing all the way home!

Here is the story of one perfectly ordinary evening in Milan: ran out of work (by the way, we have in the office of foreigners more than, in fact, the Italians) feet in his hands and drove to her dressmaker-Chinese woman. In the subway in front of me sat my Auntie about 50 years, said in a half-vote by telephone in Russian. That's the only way and recognized I'm in her native land, or for what would have guessed. You know, I think that our immigrants are classified into three categories: those that are fully assimilated and so to stick with local, that are extremely difficult to recognize the Russian people, those for which in principle can be seen that they are not Italians, but it seems like a Russian does not accept and understand, "someone you'll be" and, finally, those who on the forehead with red embossed Made in USSR. So, the lady very unlike in Russian was: black coat, a black man backpack, boots without heels, short hair, dark brown hair and a complete lack of makeup. Their conversation in Russian, it completed the short phrase "I'm going to palestra. That's right, she went to the gym. I was struck by her eyes - those tired, so sad.

But I'm running on. Fly intersection at the supermarket, where traditionally hang and Algerians gorlanyat loudly on his guttural language, nearly knocked down suddenly vybehavshih around the corner two Hispanic adolescent girls (have you noticed how many total children of immigrants from Latin America? why they are so fed - so that clear was that the family is not a curse, as in the south of Italy?), and then swoops down on us Chinese grandmother, who chastises shrill in their native language grandson, who so and strives to jump out of the pram.

complete their marathon in my almost native dressmakers-Chinese woman, who gladly welcomed me, "Chao, buonasela, coma flocks? "and immediately, without waiting for an answer, said the news" Your suochera was utlom. And to know that I want to take in another thing, do not let up and roaring with laughter, "You take in everything, and she puts everything you lower it more ... hihihi. Had to spend ten minutes on the soul-saving conversation with my Chinese woman in the hope - it seems futile - to impress her that can not be very - a word or look - give to understand the venerable Italian signora in menopause, they recovered somewhat, because they are in this period are extremely vulnerable. Pay up, of course, bargain, run out and annoyance dropped "25 euros, damn you a fight! "to which immediately reacts Italian teenager, lazily smoking a cigarette from a neighboring porch" Yeah ... vasche expensive for the Chinese, of course. " "Everything becomes more expensive" - automatically support a conversation I had to run to the supermarket.

At the supermarket, smiling and cheerful cashier-Hispanic searchingly looks into my eyes and hopefully asks: "How are you with math?" I cheerfully respond: "Excellent - I have a calculator!" and begin to rummage in the bag in search of a mobile. Cashier, beaming, begins meticulously lay out the revenue per day for a bunch of: 1 piece of paper for 100 euros, 21 to 25 to fifty and twenty. Then carefully counts each pile, muttering in English and diligently thumb bills to check for stuck bits of paper, and looking forward at me: I promulgate amount it then rounded children's handwriting fills in the statement. Only here the Indian that stands behind me in line, all strives to break tash soulful tandem: 21h50 he equals then 520, then 540! But they also say that the Hindus as well disposed towards mathematics, as the Slavs - in foreign languages ... Yes, and that's the way and brothers Slavs, our Russian men chanting in a low voice displeasure about the "slow cow at the box office." But now all of a handful recalculated bills placed in the envelopes and duly signed and sealed, the bill is full and the cashier with gratitude and visibly relieved - "I'm here once the figures are not very" - Finally knocks me of my coveted jar of peas.

And finally, the Muscovite completes his marathon evening and leisurely trudges back home to do мужу-итальянцу русский винегрет к праздничной лазанье болоньезе (рецепт здесь , делюсь).

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Milan in Milan thriving Chinese, not Russian prostitution. Did not expect?

Милан наводнен китайскими и тайскими массажными салонами. It would seem that someone does not like oriental people know an expert in massage, and the prices they are much lower than the Italian counterparts. But local audiences are not just unhappy, Italian protest, they came to the press and collect signatures and organize a committee to "sweep" of his apartment block! Ask why? And this I will now tell you!

famous Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera two days ago, published an article , which explained in detail where and how much, and that's it. For unpossessed Italian Language summarize in two words: under the guise of beauty salons and massage parlors actually operate, what would you think that's right, brothels. Italian mothers especially angered by the fact that these same dens located opposite the church. For information: the brothels are not just opposite the church, they have it in the literal sense of the word was surrounded. I myself lived in this area and I can say that around the church of St. Gregory is at least 4 of these salon located Window-in-box.

These same shops began to appear like mushrooms after the rain about 3 years ago when I had just moved to Italy, but lately enterprise of the Chinese diaspora has achieved a truly impressive scale. Still, close to Central Station and cheap hotels, and hence the potential customers who may want to relax. Moreover, all sewn-indoor: most of these stores are really doing a manicure, pedicure and massage. But as it turned out, There are services out of the list price. Go for a manicure, I somehow did not dare, but went for a massage, just for fun. And even her husband took with him, just in case! And girls - just do not laugh! - Very sorry about this!

That's how it happened: we were separated and assigned to separate cabins with subdued lighting and plasterboard partitions. All paid for their 40 minutes of massage - do not laugh, I asked - I listened keenly left ear - to what is happening on the left, her husband's booth, and right - to the next, with an unknown man, apparently trying to persuade her masseuse to the intima. And if in the left ear, I have not had any alarming signals then my right ear I could hear phrases like, "Well, I even brought wine ... you promised me last time .. come on now ... "And my tiny parallel Chinese Thumbelina as crumpling my back, I was all, and thrown across the couch. Relax with me, as you can see, does not work, but my long-suffering back was very happy. My husband is in a totally uncharacteristic categorically said that his legs more will not be here and looked at me like a wolf, while I designed the card a regular customer, promising every tenth massage - it's free! I would really would be like at this salon and medical treatment to his back, but - that's bad luck! - As soon as we entered the Chinese, we felt the "sweet" flavor of Chinese cuisine, which velsya to clothes, skin and hair. That Corriere writes that Oriental girls sometimes and if you do not live in the cabin, in a radius of 50 meters from him, sleeping and eating in the workplace. That's why I stayed with the patient back and with the confidence that Chinese restaurant - no matter how popular they are smart and were not - will remain forever for me to terra incognita.

And, I think me, if those same brave Italian Signora, that - according to the correspondent of Corriere - go door to door collecting signatures to improve the moral shape of the quarter, we came to see me, not fearing the Russian names to call, then I probably would have signed up under their petition. So as not to povadno had Russian bread and butter from under the noses of the competition and take away form the fact that Italians are considered to be exclusively Slavic profession .... And then once for the Fatherland insulting, and so they are in the Far East is already close!

And since, in every post has to be concluded, then I suggest to complete the following conclusion: finally on the Slav not be thought of as, pardon me, damn, because we come on the heels of Chinese women, and more, they are low cost and hardworking, I do not want to humiliate any mentioned nationalities, because they do not believe in stereotypes, but only in what I see with my own eyes, but because if offended anyone, I beg your pardon, I really like to sign petition neighbors, the Italians, because it is stronnitsey order throughout and what happens is that disorder, I'm here too now do not want in this area children grow. But I really really wish that the Italian government would have been more attentive to the permitted in their country of emigrants to the nature of their activities, to these same immigrants in the first place would not suffer from the commonplaces of prejudice with respect to their nationality. And so the locals would not have seen in Each of us is a thief, a murderer or a prostitute and not have to have been "cleaned" quarters on their own. Amen!