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Милан наводнен китайскими и тайскими массажными салонами. It would seem that someone does not like oriental people know an expert in massage, and the prices they are much lower than the Italian counterparts. But local audiences are not just unhappy, Italian protest, they came to the press and collect signatures and organize a committee to "sweep" of his apartment block! Ask why? And this I will now tell you!

famous Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera two days ago, published an article , which explained in detail where and how much, and that's it. For unpossessed Italian Language summarize in two words: under the guise of beauty salons and massage parlors actually operate, what would you think that's right, brothels. Italian mothers especially angered by the fact that these same dens located opposite the church. For information: the brothels are not just opposite the church, they have it in the literal sense of the word was surrounded. I myself lived in this area and I can say that around the church of St. Gregory is at least 4 of these salon located Window-in-box.

These same shops began to appear like mushrooms after the rain about 3 years ago when I had just moved to Italy, but lately enterprise of the Chinese diaspora has achieved a truly impressive scale. Still, close to Central Station and cheap hotels, and hence the potential customers who may want to relax. Moreover, all sewn-indoor: most of these stores are really doing a manicure, pedicure and massage. But as it turned out, There are services out of the list price. Go for a manicure, I somehow did not dare, but went for a massage, just for fun. And even her husband took with him, just in case! And girls - just do not laugh! - Very sorry about this!

That's how it happened: we were separated and assigned to separate cabins with subdued lighting and plasterboard partitions. All paid for their 40 minutes of massage - do not laugh, I asked - I listened keenly left ear - to what is happening on the left, her husband's booth, and right - to the next, with an unknown man, apparently trying to persuade her masseuse to the intima. And if in the left ear, I have not had any alarming signals then my right ear I could hear phrases like, "Well, I even brought wine ... you promised me last time .. come on now ... "And my tiny parallel Chinese Thumbelina as crumpling my back, I was all, and thrown across the couch. Relax with me, as you can see, does not work, but my long-suffering back was very happy. My husband is in a totally uncharacteristic categorically said that his legs more will not be here and looked at me like a wolf, while I designed the card a regular customer, promising every tenth massage - it's free! I would really would be like at this salon and medical treatment to his back, but - that's bad luck! - As soon as we entered the Chinese, we felt the "sweet" flavor of Chinese cuisine, which velsya to clothes, skin and hair. That Corriere writes that Oriental girls sometimes and if you do not live in the cabin, in a radius of 50 meters from him, sleeping and eating in the workplace. That's why I stayed with the patient back and with the confidence that Chinese restaurant - no matter how popular they are smart and were not - will remain forever for me to terra incognita.

And, I think me, if those same brave Italian Signora, that - according to the correspondent of Corriere - go door to door collecting signatures to improve the moral shape of the quarter, we came to see me, not fearing the Russian names to call, then I probably would have signed up under their petition. So as not to povadno had Russian bread and butter from under the noses of the competition and take away form the fact that Italians are considered to be exclusively Slavic profession .... And then once for the Fatherland insulting, and so they are in the Far East is already close!

And since, in every post has to be concluded, then I suggest to complete the following conclusion: finally on the Slav not be thought of as, pardon me, damn, because we come on the heels of Chinese women, and more, they are low cost and hardworking, I do not want to humiliate any mentioned nationalities, because they do not believe in stereotypes, but only in what I see with my own eyes, but because if offended anyone, I beg your pardon, I really like to sign petition neighbors, the Italians, because it is stronnitsey order throughout and what happens is that disorder, I'm here too now do not want in this area children grow. But I really really wish that the Italian government would have been more attentive to the permitted in their country of emigrants to the nature of their activities, to these same immigrants in the first place would not suffer from the commonplaces of prejudice with respect to their nationality. And so the locals would not have seen in Each of us is a thief, a murderer or a prostitute and not have to have been "cleaned" quarters on their own. Amen!

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Walking around Milan

You know what I was most ... frustrating in Italy? 'll Laugh ... then, as the Italians go.

nagladyano me explain: I have just come back here in the office after lunch with two colleagues. Complacent, happy and well fed, we go ourselves and bikes grasses. People around a bit, the street is wide enough (important!), but on the whole length of the car parked on the sidewalk (yes, in Milan, so too the park). So, at the turn of the entrance to our building stopped a motorcycle, and he gets off dude, and his companion near worth waiting for him. Nearby, but the exact center of the street, straight tochnehonko the middle, just on the road. Stares at us, looking at - your comment? - And you think the party? No! While continuing to watch as the three of us to go around in cars parked nearby. Because it, the Italians, never-repeat, never-not-face-and-not-miss-counter-passers.

here just to ram go, and I honestly confess that I never kept my nerves and I'm at the last minute swerve from the Italian bombers. And so ... hmm! ... manner of walking is typical for both men and women. The difference is related to the maneuvers: Signori do it openly, mockingly, and brazenly look at the eyes, while Signora make inscrutable face and his whole appearance portray that you do not see at close range, and therefore quite purposefully continue the path on her way.

And such cases - the sea. My American colleague also shared with me sore: here, this case is particularly imprinted his memory. He goes down the other night in the subway almost at a run, so as not to miss the bus, and on the stairs at that time, the three ladies in high heels perform compound aerobatics. My amerikosy vainly trying to get around them, but the ladies took up arms for greater stability on uneven surfaces. He had to politely ask the ladies outsiders "Skuzate, permesso / Excuse me, let go," to which the ladies stop (walk zykryt - wolves!), Blocked pass - the precious seconds were lost - measured him with an angry look and reluctantly stepped aside.

I understand that in Moscow in transport in general hard - She went, still remember - and, in general, Milan subway is very friendly and user-Friendly, compared with our metropolitan subway. But I still can not get understand how so massively and so embarrassing to walk the streets peregorazhivaya way for everyone. Or, here go by the principle: "my feet - as I can, so they went through and"??

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Friday, February 4, 2011

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Me back the joy of life. Joy of Friday evening, the joy of climbing, the joy of the world. Heat in Russia in early April. In the three warm day was smell of fresh grass, dandelions hatch. Ducks and swans as muzzy splashing in the clear pure Force. I envy them. From the heat felt good, like a child. And feelings are the same. Today passed the exam on 30 points, very happy yesterday sweat out a huge amount of material for sketchbuka, afraid of caustic remarks teacher.

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Funny Italian proverbs and sayings

As you know, proverbs - a reflection of how he sees one or the other people surrounding Indeed, the breathes and lives, fount of folk wisdom, the experience of many tens of generations. So let's look at some of the masterpieces of the Italian sharpness:

1) Altezza e 'mezza bellezza - High growth - almost beautiful.
What can I say, the average growth below the Italians say, the Russians, so tall and stately fellows girls very, very there in price.

2) Chi beve birra campa cent'anni - who drinks beer lives up to one hundred years.
Men, this is for you, now would be justified in front of women, citing their Italian folk wisdom. Preferably, in the original language for best effect)))

3) Non basta avere i soldi, bisogna anche saperli spendere - not enough to have money, we should still be able to spend them.
tastefully, that is. New Russian and others like them to remember.

4) D'agosto moglie mia non ti conosco - In August, my dear wife, I do not know.
proverb has more ancient roots and has valuable advice for men: Do not overwork at the marriage bed in the hottest time of year. Believe old, they know better!

5) Chi dorme non piglia pesci - Who sleeps, he does not catch fish.
Here everything is clear: the fisherman can not sleep for a bite!

6) Chi va a Roma, perde la poltrona - Will you go to Rome - will lose seats.
Chi va a Milano, perde il divano - Will you come to Milan - will lose the sofa.
Do not think that we've got furniture stolen, it is the Italians warned that not all change - for the better, and that edinidozhdy tronuvshis from their homes, returning, you can find him already occupied. A holy place is never empty, so to speak)))

7) Gli ospiti sono come il pesce, dopo tre giorni puzzano - Guests that fish - 3 days stink!
is to ensure that it is necessary to know and honor. And with such a hospitable nation, mind)))

8) I parenti sono come le scarpe, piu 'sono stretti e piu' fanno male - Relatives of a shoe - the closer, the more painful.
In Italian stretti - this is "close" (relatives) and "close" (shoes).

9) Il diavolo fa le pentole ma non i coperchi - The devil makes the pan, but do not cover
This is to ensure that any lie, sooner or later be disclosed.

10) Meglio un morto in casa che un marchigiano alla porta - Better dead at home rather than a resident of the Marche at the door
Meglio un morto in casa che un pisano all'uscio - Better dead at home rather than a resident of Pisa at the door
Yeah, that's so loved in Italy of its neighbors from the surrounding villages. It all comes from the Middle Ages, when the city competed with each other / fighting for the title of the very, very ...

11) Un buon vino, un buon uomo e una bella donna dura poco - Good Wine, Good a man and a beautiful woman does not last forever.
very pessimistic, but surely noticed. Especially, in this combination.

12) Peccato di pantalone trova presto la soluzione, peccato di gonna fa arrabbiar la Madonna - peccadillo men can be quickly resolved, peccadillo woman angers Madonna.
They're to the fact that the man on the side of the can, and women - no, no! Bad as it turns! Unfair! And where only the Madonna look?!

13) Trenta dì conta novembre con april, giugno e settembre, di ventotto ce n'è uno, tutti gli altri ne han trentuno . - In November, April, June and September - 30 days, one month, the MDM 28 days, and the rest - 31! This
have to learn those all the time - like me - forget how many days per month. )))

14) Vecchiaia con pazienza prolunga l'esistenza - Just have a retirement - a pledge of longevity.
In Italy, many centenarians - And not without reason: everything con calma (leisurely)!

15) La vita è come un albero di natale, c'è sempre qualcuno che rompe le palle. - Life is like a dressed Christmas tree, make sure there is someone who breaks the balls.
Again Game words rompere le palle in Italian it and smash balls "and" blow off the nerves "(literally: breaking eggs ... sorry ...)

As a next time I'll write about the Italian curses, but in the meantime I wish you that your life does not resemble a Christmas tree))))